What day is it??? It’s Exotic Eats Challenge Day! What delicious treat are we experiencing today?
ZEBRA TARANTULA!
This is a cooked and dehydrated Zebra tarantula with a light dusting of BBQ seasoning. MMMMMMM!
“Harry” the Zebra Tarantula came packaged in a can and then sealed in a little bag with a moisture bead sack. Unfortunately his butt broke off in transport but you can clearly see Harry was indeed a real live tarantula at one time. Harry lives up to his name and he’s covered in tiny little tarantula hairs. He’s a bit larger than I expected; but I’m not one to back down from an exotic eats challenge. Let’s get this spider meal started.
So my companion and I place Harry on a plate and arrange him for a more appealing plate setting. Sorry I’m missing the garnish. Since I’ve never eaten spider before I thought I’d start with something a little less intimidating than the larger, fleshy body – I’ll start with the legs. I break off a leg and pop it into my mouth. It’s very dry but at the same time very chewy. If you want to know what it tastes like, go outside to your nearest tree, pick off a piece of bark and just start chewing it. Some might call it earthy? The aftertaste of the leg however is very similar to non-seasoned beef jerky. OK so spider leg is not so bad.
This time I pick off the fangs from his head and take a bite of his body. Harry is tough! Remember when I said the legs aren’t so bad? Well the body is gross. All those spider innards are NOT tasty. Think bark/dirt/beef all combined into one taste. It isn’t pleasant at all. I tried to take a bite of the abdomen but I literally couldn’t break it with my teeth it’s that hard. I certainly don’t want to take a trip to the dentist because I chipped a molar on a dried tarantula butt.
Doctor: Tell me again how you broke your tooth?
Me: Eating a Tarantula.
Doctor: A tarantula? As in Spider?
Me: Yup. That sucker was fighting for his life!
The legs really weren’t so bad. So I dressed up a piece of my salad with a tarantula leg. Mmmmm Spider goodness. Opinion – overall, I don’t need to eat tarantula again, but I do highly recommend eating tarantula if you’re into trying something truly unique. Go ahead! Break down that arachnophobia barrier and start munching down on one of those harry eight legged fanged demons!