This week is our last week of work before my company shuts down for two whole weeks. TWO WHOLE GLORIOUS WEEKS! It will be a much needed mental break. But before my company’s doors shut down for the holiday we host our annual Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest. So I rummaged through several bags of old clothes last week to find a sure winner. Ultimately I picked out two sweaters. One had an ugly block house surrounded by snow and two ugly children on ladders leaning on the house. Not really christmasy, but it had possibilities. Then I found what I thought could be a sure winner. A lovely green sweater with a snowman surround by cats. I mean really… A Christmas sweater isn’t complete without cats!
So I took the cat sweater and headed to Michael’s to embellish what I already thought was a holiday masterpiece. Once I got home I fired up the hot glue gun and starting adding the little trinket treasures to the sweater. Some ribbon here, a little tinsel there. A miniature present would look nice there. I even cut small holes in the printed snowflakes so that I could insert a string of miniature lights. When it was all said done I stepped back and admired my work. It looked like Christmas threw-up on my sweater. A sure winner!
That was until our sales supervisor arrived at work… My jaw hit the floor. I whispered to myself, “It’s so beautiful”. C’s sweater is a masterpiece. Complete with white doves on the shoulders. There’s even strategically placed holly leaves. It’s literally a Christmas miracle of a sweater. My lighted cat imbued sweater just doesn’t even compare to C’s giant stocking clad, turtle dove resting, tinsel laden woven treasure. We are going to be voting on the best sweater in a couple of hours and while I am no longer confident in my Christmas Cat sweater taking the win, it still makes for one hell of a good laugh when you first see the sweaters walking in the door.
I hope everyone has a wonder Christmas and a happy and safe New Year!
Happy Holidays
Farrah